Jokes Archive starting from 701 to 800

• Electronics Shop - There's this blonde who goes into an electronics shop, and asks the bloke in there if she can buy this TV. But the bloke says Sorry, we dont serve blondes.
  So she goes away, dyes her hair brown, and goes back. Sorry, we dont serve blondes, ...
• once a blonde always a blonde - A blonde dyed her hair to red one day, then she takes a walk down the road and comes upon a farm. She walks up to the fenced yard where the farmer is counting his sheeps. The farmer said hello and that if she guessed how many he had, then she can ke...
• Desert - A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded in the desert because their car broke down. The redhead grabs some water, the brunette grabs some food, and the blonde grabs the car door. They began walking, when the redhead turns to the brunette and...
• potatoe - A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were running away from the cops. They ran into a barn, and each hid in a sack. The cops came and kicked the sack with the redhead in it, she said, "meow..." The cops said, " It's just a cat," and goes on and kicks ...
• Blonde joke - A blind man enters a Lesbian bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar
  stool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while the blind guy
  yells to the bartender: "Hey, wanna hear a blonde joke?' A deathly
  silence
  transcends th...
• The blonde with two - What do you call a blonde with two brain cells?
  
  G...
• mosquitos and blondes - Q;what's the difference between ablonde and a mosquito?
  A;when u slap a mosquito it stops suc...
• DisneyLand - One day two blondes decided to take a trip to Disney Land. They were riding down the road and all of a sudden they came to a fork in the road and a sign said disneyland left. So they looked at eachother and said dangget and went back ...
• santa and blondes - there were three people walking on the street.a smart blonde, a stupid blonde and santa clause.suddenly, they see on the ground 100$.question : wich of them pick it up ? Answer:the stupid blonde !Why?because the smart blonde and santa clause don't ex...
• Make it Off the Island - There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five ...
• Stranded - You and your two blonde friends (Melisa and Sarah) are stranded on a desert island.You have no food at all with you and you are all starving.Then you guys found a piece of bologna.None of you want to share it and you guys don't know how to decide who...
• Two horses - Two blondes went to the market. While they were there, they each bought a horse. When they got home, they discussed how to tell their horses apart. They decided to cut the tail off of one. That worked for a while, but soon the tail grew back, so they...
• light blonde - Q: How do you get the blonde to turn on the light after sex?
  A: tell her to open the car door
  
  Q:what did the blondes' left leg say to the right leg?
  A: Nobody knows, they've neve...
• blonde swimmer - There was a blonde, a brunette, a red-head and a bald woman stuck on a desert island.
  The brunette decided to swim home, but got 1/3 of the way there and drowned, The red-had decided to try, but drowned 1/4 of the way there. The blonde decide tha...
• Two Blondes - Two blondes walk in to a building.
  You'd think one of them would have seen the buil...
• blondes fav. rhyme. - Whats a blondes favorite nursury rhyme?
  
  humpme d...
• a blonde in a shop - This blonde went in an electrical store for a microve. She asked can i please have that microve? the guy said no you blonde. She goes dyes her head black after that she went to the shop can i please have that microve? the guy said no you blonde. so s...
• Sheep Farm - A blonde was sick and tired of hearing jokes about being dumb. She decided to dye her hair black and set out to prove to the world just how wrong they were about blondes. She drove out of the city and into the country where there were many sheep...
• Fall - A blonde and a brunette jumped off a bridge, who hit the ground first?
  
  The brunette, cos the blonde stopped to asked for directio...
• Painting - A woman hired a contractor to repaint the interior of her house. The woman walked the man through the second floor of her home and told him what colors she wanted for each room. As they walked through the first room, the woman said, "I think I would ...
• deserted island - There was a blonde, a brunette and a red-head stuck on a deserted island. They were searching for food one day when they found a genie lamp. They each rubbed it and a genie popped up. He said "Since you all found my lamp I will give you a wish each. ...
• Kidnapping - One day a blonde was broke and didn't know what to do. So she decided to kidnap a child. She went over to the play ground and saw plenty of little kids running around. She picked out this one little boy and went over and grabbed him. She told the lit...
• The Dark - A blonde and a brunette were walking down the dark basement stairs to find a wrench. When they were half way down the stairs the blonde screamed. "What's wrong?" "Something brushed against my right leg!!" So both the brunette and the blonde were run...
• Island problems - A blonde a brunette and a red-head were stuck on a deserted island. When they were searching for food one day they found a genie's lamp. They all rubbed it at the same time. The genie popped out and said "Since you all rubbed my lamp at the same time...
• Secret Service Blonde - The Secret Service was looking for more employees. They put up a sign and the next day they picked the next three people. They brought the first guy into a room and gave him a pistol and said" Your wife is in that room go in and shoot her" The guy lo...
• Language - A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.
  
  "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your
  secret for a long happy life?"
  
  "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I...
• wings - Why did the blonde jumped off the bridge?
  Because she thought her maxi had w...
• Magic Mirror - There was a blond a brunette, and a red-head and they were walking down the street.
  A short man came up to them and said: in that castle there is a magic mirror, if u look into the mirror and tell the truth you will be granted any wish you plea...
• Superman Can't Save Ya.... - Why didn't Superman save JFK Jr?

  Because he is in a fucking wheel ch...

• Who's Birthday Is It? - A mother took her three-year-old daughter to church for the first time. The church lights were lowered, and then the choir came down the aisle, carrying lighted candles.

  All was quiet until the little one started to sing in a loud voice, "H...

• Misconception - Molly, age 9, and Sammy, age 10, are sitting on the front porch swing. Sammy says to Molly, "Screw you, Molly."

  A minute goes by and Molly replies, "Screw YOU, Sammy."

  A moment or two and Sammy says, "Screw YOU, Molly."

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• Dead Birdie - A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park.
  The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie." The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Wh...
• Bird Shit - A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her.
  The blonde says, "Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've...
• Little problem - Biff gets a call from his blonde girlfriend, Buffy. "I've got a problem," says Buffy.
  "What's the matter?" asks Biff.
  "Well, I've bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it's too hard. None of the...
• Q & A - Q: Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
  A: So brunettes can remember ...