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Priest In The OceanThere was a priest who was drowning in the ocean. He called out to God for help.
All of a sudden, a canoe came and the guy said "Father, let me help you". The priest replied "No, no my son. The Lord will save me." The canoe leaves and the father calls out to God again. All of a sudden, a yacht showed up. The captain said "Father, let me help you". The priest again replied "No my son, the Lord will save me". The yacht leaves and the father is calling out to God again. All of a sudden, a big cruise ship showed up. The captain said with a megaphone "Father,let us help you". The priest again replied "No my son, the Lord will save me." The priest drowns and he's in heaven face to face with God. He said "My Lord. I called out to you but you didn't help me. Why?" God replied: "I did help you. I sent you three ships". |
Featured JokeThis guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: "Where ...more |
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