Cops Test
The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn... more

For My Country
There were 4 people: A Congress man, George Bush, Osama Bin Laden and a solider and they were all in a helicopter. The pilot said that someone needs to jump, so Osama jumps and says: "this is for my country". A couple minutes later the pilot says someone needs to jump so the congress man jumps and says : "this is for my country". So a few minutes later the pilot says someone needs to jump so the solider says: "this is for my country" and pushes George Bush out the wi... more

Unusual Laws
"No clergyman shall tell a funny story from the pulpit" (West Virginia).


In Atlanta, GA, it is illegal to tie a giraffe to a telephone pole or street lamp.


Federal law forbids recycling used eyeglasses in the United States.


Dueling is legal in Paraguay as long as both parties are registered blood donors.


Elephants may not be used to plow cotton fields. (North Carolina)


"Dancing cheek-to-cheek is prohibited" (California)... more

Dog
What does Bill Clinton and his dog have in common?

They both go after rotten p... more

Tony Blair's TIE!
Q:What do you call something that is 12 inches long and hangs infront of an arsehole?

A:Tony Blair's ... more

mexican vs pizza
what is the difference between a mexican and a pizza?

a pizza can serve a family of four... more

star wars
why did they inventglow in the dark condoms?


so gay people can play star ... more

Tony Blair
Whats the difference between Tony Blair
and a tampon?

Nothing there both stuck up cun... more

Come Again?
Monica L. had taken some clothes in to be cleaned. The attendant was an old man, hard of hearing. She was telling the man what she wanted, and was holding a dress while talking. The old man put a hand up to his ear, and said, "Come again?" "No," said Monica, "It's mustard this t... more

hillary clinton
Hillary Clinton dies and goes to heaven.
Standing outside the perly gates ahe ask ST. Peter what all those clocks were for behind him. He says they are lie clocks everyone has one. He says see this one its Abe Lincolns the hands have only moved one time stateing that he only told one lie in his life. And this one is Mother Terasa's it hasnt moved at all showing she didnt tell not one lie. Hillary then ask well wheres Bills clock. To witch St. Peter replies its hanging in Jesus office he... more