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Presidental CallThe President was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon.
"Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely to contain himself, "There's good news & bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters & piss oil." |
Featured JokeThis guy had a very attractive wife, who was always wanting clothes, jewelry, etc., but he was not too well off.One day his wife came home with a diamond neckless. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a mink coat. The guy asked: "Where did you get that?" His wife replied: "I won it at bingo." The next night she came home with a Mercedes Benz. The guy asked: "Where ...more |
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