A young lady goes to a new doctor for an examination, and he discovers
that she has crabs. He thinks to himself ,"How am I going to her
that she has crabs?"

After the exam he tells her to get dressed and meet him back in his office.
Once there he proceeds to tell her that she has a very unusual condition.
She is quite concerned and asks him what it is. He responds that she is
suffering from Nixon's Disease.

She says, "What?"

He again responds, "Nixon's Disease."

She says, "Level with me, Doc, what does it mean?"

He responds, "Well Miss Jones, to put it very bluntly, you've got
bugs in your oval orifice."