The first ladies of UK, Japan and France were having a meeting with Lady Hilary Clinton. The subject of discussion was the penis of their respective spouse.
The first lady of UK says, "It is like a gentle man- it stands up, as soon as I enter the room"

The lady from Japan says, "It is like an army officer- you do not know where he will attack from- front or back.."

The French lady says, "It is like the screen in the auditorium- once the act is performed, it drops down..."

Then Hilary says, "It's like a rumor... it moves from one mouth to another..."