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Lawyers
Q: Why won't sharks attack lawyers? A: Professional courtesy. Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? A: The bu... more
Psychoanalysis
Q: Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women? A: When it's time to go back to childhood, he's already t... more
Knocking
If your dog was barking at the back door and your wife knocking on the front door who would you let in first? The dog. at least he would shut up once he i... more
How Did You Know?
A Woman in a store buys milk and bread. Man at counter: ''Bet your'e single''. Woman: ''Yes! You knew it because of what I bought?''. Man: ''No, your'e just ug... more
Who Listens?
First year of marriage: the man speaks, the woman listens. Second year: the woman speaks, the man listens. Third year: they both speak and the neighbors li... more
Sexual Excuse
Pupil: ''Is sexual exhaustion can be an excuse for not doing this week's assignment?'' Teacher: ''No, you'll just have to write with your other han... more
Sleeping
Man to wife on wedding night: ''Are you sure I'm the first man you are sleeping with?'' Wife: ''Of course honey, I stayed awake with all the other... more
Best Quality
A wife asked her husband: ''What do you like most in me, my pretty face or my sexy body?'' He looked at her from head to toe and replied: ''your sense of hum... more
Mistakes
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same t... more
Dead Lawyer
Q: What's the difference between a dead snake in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the s... more |
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