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Fired
Boss: You are Fired! Employee: Why? I am such a steady worker! Boss: Yes, If you were any steadier you would be motion... more
Differences
Q: What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend? A: About 45 Pounds. Q: And between a husband and a boyfriend? A: about 45 min... more
Lawyers
Q: What do lawyers use as birth-control? A: Their personalities. Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are mo... more
Blonde's Pain
A blonde touches her knee with her finger and yells Ouch. The same with her elbow and ear. The doctor examines her and says: Madam, your finger is br... more
Bad News
A Doctor tells a patient: ''I have bad news for you. You have cancer and Alzhiemer's disease''. The man replies: ''Well, thank god I don't have cance... more
Man's Heart
''Any woman that thinks the way to a man's heart is through his stomach is aiming just a little too hi... more
Stupid Husband
A husband returns home to find his wife in bed with a naked man. ''what are you doing'', he shouts. The wife replies to her lover: ''I told you he was stupi... more
Blondes and UFOs
Q: What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO? A: There have been sightings of ... more
Talking
A husband was asked: Do you talk to your wife after sex? His answer: Depends, if I can find a p... more
Punishment
Pupil: Would you punish me for some thing i didn't do? Teacher: no, of course not. Pupil: good, because i didn't do my home... more |
Featured JokeAfter many years, a young Jewish Talmud student who had left the old country for America returns to visit the family. "But--where is your beard?" asks his mother upon seeing him. "Mama," he replies, "in America, nobody wears a beard." "But at least you keep the Sabbath?" "Mama, business is business. In America, everybody works on the Sabbath." "But kosher food you still eat?" "Mama, in America, it is very difficult to keep kosher." ...more Popular Video TagsFamily Kids Comedy Music Video Clips Other Funny Videos Funny Sports Games Reality Cars Animated Cartoons Humor Martial Arts Karate Fun Amazing Joke Stupid Accidents Crazy Tutorial Accident Sci-Fi Comedy Girls Animals Arts Short Films Beauty Fashion Commercial Movies Tv Commercial |
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