Men & Women At An ATM
Men & Women At An ATM
HIM:
- Pull up to ATM
- Insert card
- Enter PIN number and account
- Take cash, card and receipt
- Go!
HER:
- Pull up to ATM
- Check makeup in rearview mirror
- Shut off engine
- Put keys in purse
- Get out of car b/c you're too far from machine
- Hunt for card in purse
- Insert card
- Hunt in purse for tampon wrapper with PIN number written on it
- Enter PIN number
- Study instructions for at least 2 minutes.
- Hit "cancel"
- Re-enter correct PIN number
- Check balance
- Look for envelope
- Look in purse for pen
- Make out deposit slip
- Endorse checks
- Make deposit
- Study instructions
- Make cash withdrawal
- Get in car
- Check makeup
- Look for keys
- Start car
- Check makeup
- Start pulling away
- STOP
- Back up to machine
- Get out of car
- Take card and receipt
- Get back in car
- Put card in wallet
- Put receipt in checkbook
- Enter deposits and withdrawals in checkbook
- Clear area in purse for wallet and checkbook
- Check makeup
- Put car in gear, reverse
- Put car in drive
- Drive away from machine
- Travel 3 miles
- Release parking brake
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Featured Joke
A blind man enters a Ladies bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender: "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says: "Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it is just fair - giving that you are blind - that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
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